Thought Experiments Gone Wrong

Thought Experiments Gone Wrong

Today is, as you may know, one of the high holy days on the frat boy calendar. But I bet you didn't know that Cinco de Mayo has been a holiday long before it became a right of passage for middle-class white kids to get gonorrhea from a Tijuana prostitute.

Here are some lesser-known Cinco de Mayo traditions:

1. A traditional Cinco de Mayo celebrations includes the murder of at least one Frenchman. Today, it is acceptable just to maim one.

2. The original Cinco de Mayo started as a birthday celebration for all of haciendero Señor Virgilio Octavio Augusto Marco Antonio Caesar Sanchez de Cincodemayo's illegitimate children.

3. According to legend, all Mexican people are actually descendants of Señor Virgilio Octavio Augusto Marco Antonio Caesar Sanchez de Cincodemayo and his army of extremely poor and yet unaccountably gorgeous native serving wenches.

4. His friends called him "Chicho."

5. The "piñata" ritual actually derives from the traditional method...
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